What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:23
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO